Just so y'all know... [random rant]

Kinja'd!!! "Bandit" (2bandit)
06/26/2014 at 18:03 • Filed to: Rant

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I hate every single thing about these cars. I dislike everything from the design, to engineering, to (in general) the people who drive them (no offense if you own one, I've just never met someone who drove an Aveo who cared at all about their cars... or life).

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:07

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3/10 would not read again

Yes Aveo's are bought by people waiting to expire. I believe I said something like that during the Aveo recall article.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:09

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I knew a really nice person who drove an Aveo. Her daughter wrecked it and she replaced it with a $20 Volvo 740 Turbo.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:11

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You just made Roberto's shit list. You shouldn't have done that.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:14

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I owned one when they were still called the Dawoo Lanos. And you are right about every aspect.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:20

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10/10 would......

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.....rwd conversion + LS3 and hoon :]


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:22

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but didn't the Aveo evolve into the Sonic when it hit level 21 then again into the Sonic RS at level 52?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:23

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It right now the best car on sale in Mexico. I HATE IT!


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:24

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You can hoon the everloving motherfuck out of these. My wife owns one, and while my xB handles like a kart, her Aveo is similar to a motorized skateboard (high five Seth Rogen).

Besides that, it's a DD car. It gets okay gas mileage.

Really, it's very rarely the car that is at fault.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:39

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I think you got it all wrong. These cars are the definition of disposable. A car you wouldn't feel bad banging up or destroying.

I'd love to take one, chop off the doors, give it a RWD conversion, a lift kit, and a LS engine. So much WTF it'll be hilarious!

But yeah, as a normal car, utter shite. :)


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:43

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Your hatred of these cars is well warented.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 18:47

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I'd buy one for like $500, hoon the shit out of it, then take some hammers and other things to it after it died.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > EL_ULY
06/26/2014 at 19:01

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Fuck that, just put the engine in the trunk.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 19:02

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YES!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 19:41

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Go full mad scientist on that bitch...put a 3.5 twin turbo Ecoboost in the back!


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Bandit
06/26/2014 at 20:44

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You know, I honestly don't think I've ever met somebody that actually owned one. Just assumed they were all sold to rental car companies and cash-strapped municipal fleets.


Kinja'd!!! D > Bandit
06/27/2014 at 02:35

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On a scale of 1 to yes, how directed at Roberto was this?


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Dsscats
06/27/2014 at 07:40

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...amazing.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Bad Idea Hat
06/27/2014 at 07:41

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I drove past one today. Such engine knock! Many dents!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/27/2014 at 07:42

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The Daewoo Lanos was probably the worst car ever made, aside from the Daewoo racer.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > thebigbossyboss
06/27/2014 at 15:46

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No, the Yugo was the worst car ever. The lanos should have been an okay eco box. it just had too many little things wrong with it to achieve even that.